Norm is fine

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BRAT

The Main Character

Norm alone on a winner's podium in a tiara and sash, holding a trophy and taking a selfie
Norm accepts an award nobody gave him.

You're the main character, of a show everyone else is hate-watching.

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BRAT: The Main Character

You've cried at someone else's birthday. Your bad day is everybody's bad day, and your good news needs a group call. Every story you're told turns into one about you by the second sentence.

You're great company for about two hours, which is why people keep inviting you, and why they ask how long you're staying.

Things a BRAT says

  • Okay but listen to what happened to ME.
  • I'm literally the only one who…
  • Is anyone going to ask how I am?

How to spot one

  • Posts a countdown to their own birthday.
  • Takes the front seat without asking.
  • Has stormed out and then waited to be followed.

Gets on with

TOOL

They give, you take. A complete ecosystem.

Should never live with

BRAT

Another one of you. There is only one front seat.

Our advice

Ask someone a question, then shut up for the answer.

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