Norm is fine

Four-letter word

LIAR

The "On My Way"

Norm with a hand raised in oath, fingers crossed behind his back, wearing a long wooden nose
Norm promises he's nearly there.

Five minutes away, for the last forty.

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LIAR: The "On My Way"

You're not on your way. You're in a towel. You say "we should get dinner soon" the way other people say goodbye. You've "just seen this" on messages you opened on Tuesday.

None of it is malicious. You believe every word as it leaves your mouth, which makes you a nightmare to plan around and impossible to stay mad at. You're counting on the second part.

Things a LIAR says

  • Leaving now!
  • Just seeing this!!
  • Let's definitely do something soon.

How to spot one

  • Has blamed traffic from their own hallway.
  • Says yes to every invitation and attends a third of them.
  • Their "quick question" has never been quick.

Gets on with

MESS

They forgot you were meeting. You were never coming. Perfect.

Should never live with

DOOM

They've been tracking your location since you said "leaving now".

Our advice

Leave when you say you're leaving. Everyone already adds 30 minutes for you.

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