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Four-letter word

FUCK

The "Fuck It"

Norm riding a shopping cart down a hill at night with a traffic cone on his head
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Your entire decision-making process is two words long.

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FUCK: The "Fuck It"

You've texted the ex. You've booked the flight. You've had the fourth drink on a Tuesday and bought something with wheels at 2 a.m. Consequences are a thing that happens to tomorrow's you, and you've never liked that guy.

Your friends love going out with you and dread hearing how it ended. You've said "never again" more often than you've said your own name.

Things a FUCK says

  • Fuck it.
  • What's the worst that could happen?
  • I'll deal with it tomorrow.

How to spot one

  • Has a tattoo with a story that starts "so we'd had a few".
  • Checks the bank balance through one eye.
  • Has quit a job by text.

Gets on with

MESS

Neither of you has a plan, and it's one hell of a night.

Should never live with

DOOM

They imagined every consequence. You're about to supply them.

Our advice

Count to ten first. You don't have to be sober. Just count.

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