Norm is fine

Four-letter word

BRAG

The Humblebragger

Norm in sunglasses taking a selfie against a red sports car while its real owner stares at him
Norm is humbled to announce.

So humbled. So blessed. So fucking loud about it.

One of 20 types, all badnormisfine.com

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BRAG: The Humblebragger

You're "exhausted" from your third vacation. You "can't believe" the promotion you emailed everyone about. Your posts start with "some personal news" and end with forty people muting you.

You've never told a story you didn't come out of well. Even your apologies have a bit in them about how busy you've been, succeeding.

Things a BRAG says

  • Not to brag, but…
  • I'm honestly so humbled.
  • It's just a little place in the hills.

How to spot one

  • Car keys always land on the table logo-up.
  • Posts gym selfies captioned "rough day lol".
  • Has turned "how are you?" into a quarterly report.

Gets on with

FAKE

They'll gasp at all of it. They'd gasp at anything.

Should never live with

DICK

Nobody asked, and they'll be the one to say so.

Our advice

Tell one story where you lose. People will like you for the first time in years.

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