Norm is fine

Four-letter word

SNOB

The Taste Police

Norm at a barbecue in a scarf and monocle, nose in the air, turning away from a cheeseburger
Norm doesn't really eat that.

You liked it before it was good, and you'll like it less now that we do.

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SNOB: The Taste Police

You have a coffee order and it takes a paragraph. You say "the book was better" about films of books you haven't finished. Nothing has been good since a year you've picked.

Deep down you suspect that if you just liked things, there'd be nothing left to set you apart. You're right. There wouldn't.

Things a SNOB says

  • It's actually pronounced…
  • Their early stuff, sure.
  • I don't really watch TV.

How to spot one

  • Has sent back wine.
  • Owns a record player and four records.
  • Says "fewer" at people.

Gets on with

DICK

Finally, someone else with standards. Give it a week.

Should never live with

SLUG

They've seen the same sitcom four times and they're happy. Unbearable.

Our advice

Enjoy one popular thing in public. Your reputation will survive. You don't have one.

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