Norm is fine

Four-letter word

FLOP

The Big Announcer

Norm in mid-air doing a belly flop above a tiny paddling pool
Norm begins his fitness journey.

You've quit more things in week two than most people have ever started.

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FLOP: The Big Announcer

You love a beginning. You've bought the gear, the domain name and the notebook, and told everyone at dinner. Then week two turns up and it's boring, which is where your podcast, your novel, your sourdough and your Portuguese all went to die.

You don't quit things. You just stop mentioning them and hope nobody asks. Nobody asks. They knew.

Things a FLOP says

  • So I've decided I'm going to…
  • I'm between projects.
  • This time is different.

How to spot one

  • Owns a guitar.
  • Has a gym membership that works out at $90 a visit.
  • Has a note on their phone called "business ideas".

Gets on with

LIAR

You never check on each other's promises.

Should never live with

DICK

They will ask how the novel is going. In front of people.

Our advice

Finish one thing. A sandwich counts.

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