Norm is fine

Four-letter word

MESS

The Walking Disaster

Norm sprinting for a bus with one shoe on, toast stuck to his back, papers flying out of his bag
Norm leaves the house on time.

47 tabs open, one of them is playing music, and you can't find the fucker.

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MESS: The Walking Disaster

You're late to this result. Your phone is on 4%, your keys are in a coat you're not wearing, and your filing system is a chair. You say you work better under pressure. You've never once tried the alternative.

Your whole life is held together by other people reminding you of things. They're getting tired.

Things a MESS says

  • Has anyone seen my…
  • I thought that was next week.
  • It's fine, I know where everything is.

How to spot one

  • Uses a chair as a wardrobe.
  • Has paid a late fee on something this month.
  • Unread email count has five digits.

Gets on with

FUCK

No plan, no keys, no regrets until morning.

Should never live with

NARC

They sent the calendar invite. You never opened it.

Our advice

Put the keys in the same place twice in a row. Start there.

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