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LURK

The Group-Chat Ghost

Norm hidden inside a garden hedge, looking out through binoculars
Norm keeps up with old friends.

Seen at 9:02. Replied never. Screenshotted immediately.

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LURK: The Group-Chat Ghost

You've read every message. You know who's fighting, who's pregnant and who's lying about their job. You've contributed one thumbs-up since March.

You watch people's stories within four minutes and tell them nothing. In person you're "quiet". Online you're a security camera with opinions.

Things a LURK says

  • Oh, I saw that.
  • I don't really post.
  • (typing… stops typing)

How to spot one

  • Knows a stranger's whole life from a 2016 photo album.
  • Has muted every chat and checks all of them hourly.
  • Leaves the party without saying goodbye and thinks nobody noticed.

Gets on with

SHIT

You see everything and say nothing. They fix that for you.

Should never live with

BRAT

They need a reply. You have never given anyone one.

Our advice

Say one thing. We know you're there. It says so under the message.

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