Norm is fine

Four-letter word

FAKE

The Two-Faced One

Norm at a party holding a smiling paper-plate mask over his face, with angry, crying and cool masks in his other hand
Norm is so happy for you.

Your friend groups must never meet.

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FAKE: The Two-Faced One

You have a phone voice, a work laugh and a different accent around people from home. You "love that!" about things you've never heard of. You agree with whoever spoke last.

It's not that you're two-faced. Two would be manageable. You've got a full rotating cast, and none of them has been told which one is the original.

Things a FAKE says

  • Oh my god, same.
  • I'm easy, whatever you guys want.
  • No, I LOVE it.

How to spot one

  • Laughs before the joke has landed.
  • Has a "candid" photo that took 40 attempts.
  • Says something lovely about a person ten seconds after rolling their eyes at them.

Gets on with

BRAG

You'll say "oh my god, AMAZING" every time. It's all they wanted.

Should never live with

DICK

They can tell. They will say so. Loudly.

Our advice

Pick a favorite film and keep it for a whole week.

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