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DICK

The "Just Being Honest"

Norm at a children's party, having just popped a child's balloon with a pin
Norm tells it like it is.

You're not brutally honest. You're a dick with a slogan.

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DICK: The "Just Being Honest"

You say what everyone's thinking, except nobody was thinking it. You play devil's advocate at funerals. You've left a one-star review with your full name on it.

You think people who get upset can't handle the truth. It has never crossed your mind that the truth can be delivered at a normal volume. You're right about 60% of the time, which is the real problem.

Things a DICK says

  • No offense, but…
  • I'm just saying.
  • Someone had to say it.

How to spot one

  • Has argued with a stranger online past midnight this month.
  • Corrects the person giving the toast.
  • Gives feedback nobody asked for and calls it a favor.

Gets on with

SNOB

You agree that everyone else is an idiot. It won't last.

Should never live with

WIMP

You'll never find out how much they hate you. They'll just move.

Our advice

Before you open your mouth: is it true, is it useful, did anyone ask? You need two of the three.

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