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USER
The Mooch
You only text when you need something, and you always need something.
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You've "forgotten your wallet" more times than you've opened it. You borrow chargers, rides, passwords and twenty bucks "till Friday", and Friday has never once arrived. Every message you send starts with "heyyy".
You think of it as being resourceful. Your friends think of it as a subscription they can't cancel.
Things a USER says
- Heyyy, quick favor.
- I'll get the next one.
- Can I borrow your charger?
How to spot one
- Is on four family plans. None of them are their family's.
- Turns up to the potluck with a bag of ice.
- Has "a guy" for everything. The guy is a friend they haven't paid.
Our advice
Buy a round. One. Watch their faces.