The Four-Letter Test
Which four-letter word are you?
Other tests give you four letters. This one gives you a four-letter word.
25 questions, about three minutes, 20 types, all of them bad. It's a joke, it measures nothing, and it will be rude to you. Contains swearing.
It's Monday, 7 a.m. The alarm goes off.
Pick the closest one. Keys 1 to 4 also work.
The 20 types
You are one of these. So is everyone you know. Norm is all of them, and Norm is fine. Take the test before you go looking.
HUSK
The Burnt-Out Husk
SLUG
The Horizontal One
MESS
The Walking Disaster
FLOP
The Big Announcer
FUCK
The "Fuck It"
DOOM
The 3 a.m. Catastrophist
WIMP
The Spineless One
TOOL
The Human Doormat
USER
The Mooch
LURK
The Group-Chat Ghost
LIAR
The "On My Way"
FAKE
The Two-Faced One
SHIT
The Shit-Stirrer
SULK
The "I'm Fine"
BRAT
The Main Character
BRAG
The Humblebragger
DICK
The "Just Being Honest"
SNOB
The Taste Police
BORE
The One-Topic Wonder
NARC
The Hall Monitor
There are two more. You only get them by doing the test badly.
This is Norm
Norm is the one in the yellow suit. He has been stepped on, left on read, banned from a venue and found face-down on the office carpet. He is in every picture on this site, having every one of your problems so you can see what they look like from outside.
Norm is fine.
Before you complain
- Is this a real personality test?
- No. It's a joke. Nothing here is measured or validated, and it isn't meant to describe you accurately.
- Why is it so rude?
- Because the flattering ones are everywhere, and you can take it. Every type here is an insult, including yours.
- What does the match percentage mean?
- Each type has five answers that belong to it. The percentage is how many of them you picked, with a little credit for near misses. It's arithmetic, not psychology.
- How do I get the hidden types?
- There are two, and you get them by doing the test badly. That's all we're saying.
- Who is Norm?
- Norm is the one in the yellow suit. He appears in every picture, having every one of these problems. Norm is fine.
- Can I send someone their type?
- Every type has its own page. Send the link and let them work out why. Or take the test and dare them to guess yours.