Norm is fine

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WIMP

The Spineless One

Norm hiding behind a small potted plant in an office kitchen while two colleagues talk
Norm avoids a quick chat.

You'd eat the wrong order twice before you'd say a word.

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WIMP: The Spineless One

You've said "no worries!" about things that kept you up at night. You apologize when other people walk into you. You've stayed in a haircut, a job and at least one relationship because leaving would have meant a conversation.

People think you're easygoing. You're not. You are furious, quietly, about something from 2017, and you'll take it to the grave before you bring it up.

Things a WIMP says

  • No, honestly, either is fine.
  • Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.
  • I didn't want to make it a thing.

How to spot one

  • Says "you too" when the waiter says enjoy your meal.
  • Has pretended to be on the phone to avoid someone.
  • Opens emails to their own staff with "Sorry to bother you!"

Gets on with

SULK

Neither of you will ever bring it up. Decades of peace.

Should never live with

DICK

You'll never tell them how much you hate them. You'll just move.

Our advice

Send the food back. They won't remember you. You'll remember the lasagna forever.

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