Four-letter word
SLUG
The Horizontal One
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Your natural state is lying down. You call it recharging, but nothing has ever come back charged. You've watched the same show four times because a new one would mean paying attention.
You own running shoes. They're spotless. The most exercise you get is rolling over to find the charger. Annoyingly, you're happier than everyone else on this list.
Things a SLUG says
- Can we just order in?
- I'm ten minutes into something.
- That sounds like a lot.
How to spot one
- Carries everything in one trip or not at all.
- Has eaten cereal for dinner this week and felt fine about it.
- Texts people who are in the same house.
Our advice
Stand up. Just to see what it's like.